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all the pitt bulls are safe for a while anyway. look at what the police are seizing now. http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2923222/Cops-go-in-hard-on-willy-bust.htmlDo you think i could be arrested for seizing all the 'dicks' in the UK? Could be a one for 'sport relief' - i would call it 'dick relief' but I'm sure that's politically incorrect! haha
Last edited by Tilly; 9th Apr 2010 12:44am.
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He's doing it the wrong way round.
"C20 LET bang"
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He's doing it the wrong way round. how can you tell
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Saddo complaining. Must have size issues.
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This is all political correctness, gone hay wire. It's ok in other countries so I belive.
O give thanks unto the LORD; for he is good; for his mercy endureth for ever ...
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Loom at the female officers face - you know thats going straight round to her house
What If There Were No Hypothetical Questions?
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where did they find a condom that size
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where did they find a condom that size You only ever had to buy small then???
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talk about supersizing it
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nah i just cut the little finger off the wifes marigolds
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Saddo complaining. Must have size issues. Respect to any femme who can take that bugger then????
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And bandylegged homosexual as well!!!!! "Yes, Sarge....Myself and officer Dibble were proceeding down the High St in an Easterly direction to the Donnut shop when we came upon this enormously large erect penis! We then proceeded to manhandle the offending appendage in the back of the van with the assistance of WPC Lovenit, who once left alone with the said penis began to read it its rights for several hours...........!"
IF IT HAS A HOSE THEN IM YOUR MAN
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