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#395783 - 18th Mar 2010 12:43pm Man fined after attempted "cock slaping" of police
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A man who assaulted a female police officer with his penis has been fined.

Marium Varinauskas, 28, tried to strike the officer on the head with his penis when she was called out to his flat, but she got out of the way.

Lithuanian Varinauskas admitted a charge of assault at Aberdeen Sheriff Court and was fined 600.

The court heard he had been drinking heavily and could not remember committing the offence at his home in Aberdeen.



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#395785 - 18th Mar 2010 12:57pm Re: Man fined after attempted "cock slaping" of police [Re: StuyMac]
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Obviously a formal greeting in Lithuania!
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#395787 - 18th Mar 2010 1:07pm Re: Man fined after attempted "cock slaping" of police [Re: DavidB]
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#395794 - 18th Mar 2010 1:21pm Re: Man fined after attempted "cock slaping" of police [Re: bert1]
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Is he deformed or what? Reminds of my Brother Sylvest.
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#395795 - 18th Mar 2010 1:22pm Re: Man fined after attempted "cock slaping" of police [Re: bert1]
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#395797 - 18th Mar 2010 1:33pm Re: Man fined after attempted "cock slaping" of police [Re: stacey151283]
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Does he pass out everytime he goes to a strip joint?
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#395801 - 18th Mar 2010 1:47pm Re: Man fined after attempted "cock slaping" of police [Re: StuyMac]
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With all the blood draining from his head Stuy?
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#395804 - 18th Mar 2010 2:02pm Re: Man fined after attempted "cock slaping" of police [Re: BandyCoot]
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#395807 - 18th Mar 2010 2:40pm Re: Man fined after attempted "cock slaping" of police [Re: StuyMac]
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Possibly didn't need to see that in work. Or at home. laugh
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#395808 - 18th Mar 2010 2:49pm Re: Man fined after attempted "cock slaping" of police [Re: DavidB]
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Just be thankful it wasnt in person!
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#395814 - 18th Mar 2010 5:00pm Re: Man fined after attempted "cock slaping" of police [Re: StuyMac]
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#395815 - 18th Mar 2010 5:03pm Re: Man fined after attempted "cock slaping" of police [Re: RUDEBOX]
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Blimey Rude, where do you go for your bangers then?
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#395874 - 18th Mar 2010 8:24pm Re: Man fined after attempted "cock slaping" of police [Re: BandyCoot]
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#395876 - 18th Mar 2010 8:27pm Re: Man fined after attempted "cock slaping" of police [Re: MissGuided]
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I heard he just wanted to see if she liked being coshed with his truncheon

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#395878 - 18th Mar 2010 8:30pm Re: Man fined after attempted "cock slaping" of police [Re: SilentReader]
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