The old couple were getting married and because they'd been around some time and seen what could happen if things went wrong they decided to draw up a pre-nup agreement.
"I want to keep my house." she said.
"Fine by me," was the reply from the old timer.
"I want to keep my 4WD," she chimed.
"That's ok by me," he replied.
"I want to keep my own bank account, seperate," she churned on.
"Aye, that's ok, no problem," he countered.
"I also want sex 6 times a week," she said finally.
"Fine by me honey, put me down for Fridays."
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"But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.
"Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here."
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