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Well I have to hang my head in shame.
I was taking my (black) Z28 back to storage after having it serviced. And I had my arse handed to me several times at the lights along the A41. Imagine my shock when this 1000cc Corsa with a Jumbo Jet wing glued to the roof and a 4" fart can welded to his 1/2" exhaust kept "racing" me......
It was a good job its all straight road, dread to think how he drives in built up areas - he was downright dangerous...(too much F & F I think)
WTF do these t*ts think they are doing ? I dont normally get wound up easily, but this t*sser is going to kill someone.
Unfortunately for my kids at school, it will probably be more of "my big brother beat you dad in a race today"...
Wish I would've floored it now.... No scratch that - I'm not a t*t....
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Ok, he was giving you an advantage by having the slowdown wing on the roof and he still beat you - talk about sour grapes 
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Ok, he was giving you an advantage by having the slowdown wing on the roof and he still beat you - talk about sour grapes Your right  Now everyone knows....Redlined all the way and couldn't catch him  Going to sell it and buy a Corsa 
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do it!!!
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Haha corsa n00bs. just ban Corsa's from the wirral 
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Haha corsa n00bs. just ban Corsa's from the wirral Oy!!!!!! We don't bother you 'cos we just leave you behind!
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my car can beat a corsa in reverse and its a vauxhall viva lol
needed to change this for years. so now i have. ha
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my car can beat a corsa in reverse and its a vauxhall viva lol Is it gold by any chance?
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[quote=rentaclown100]can beat a corsa in reverse Ok, I'll admit defeat on that one the Corsa in reverse may lose, if only it had a reverse second gear things would be different!
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i saw the best quote on barryboys the other day....
"Jesus hates vauxhall drivers...."
says it all!
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I'll take this as jealousy, loads of peeps haven't got the bottle to drive Corsas, don't worry Admittedly, being in front is a bit lonely, but you always have the knowledge that there will be a Corsa in second and third as well - then the rest!
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I'll take this as jealousy, loads of peeps haven't got the bottle to drive Corsas, don't worry Admittedly, being in front is a bit lonely, but you always have the knowledge that there will be a Corsa in second and third as well - then the rest! remember...with great power comes great responsibility. im just not ready for those kind of HUGGE horse power gains you get from bolting on a fookin huge wing on the back!
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i cant see my cigarette ash landing on the road when i pull away without using google earth
needed to change this for years. so now i have. ha
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I'll take this as jealousy, loads of peeps haven't got the bottle to drive Corsas, don't worry Admittedly, being in front is a bit lonely, but you always have the knowledge that there will be a Corsa in second and third as well - then the rest! remember...with great power comes great responsibility. im just not ready for those kind of HUGGE horse power gains you get from bolting on a fookin huge wing on the back! Is that why you won't buy a Turbo'd Micra?? Scared you may shat ya pants at the sheer amount of bhp under the bonnet? That'd be one turd you'd NEVER be able to polish There's one here to give you an idea of just HOW much a Turbo'd Micra could change your life - Micra 1.4 Turbo - Rolling Roaded @ 201.7bhp ;o) Turbo'd Micra
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Don't show my car - she'll get jealous!
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