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Just to make you all aware if you are from around the Noctorum area, there is local skallys going round and putting hammers throu car window screens.
One was smashed a few days ago and when the police were called and came out he said it was the 9th one he had heard about in aweek in the same area.

Be carefull guys...

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hmmm..was looking in detail at intel today...not much of this going on the noctorum as much as on the beechwood tbh


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Thanks Ice_man.Have you noticed the high profile policing this week?Trouble at the weekend around the Townfield shops with 5 arrests being made.

Its probably riled some brave scumbag to snaeak around with a hammer as revenge for stopping his normal scumbag activities.

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Typical Scallys.lol


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All Vigilantes Be alert Please
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I have the cure for this! I think there is a market for "anti-scally kits. They would contain the following:

2 house bricks
1 magnifying glass
1 pair of tweezers
100 rolls of 10m Bondage Tape

Simply tie the hoodlums down using the bondage tape, remove shell suit bottoms (theirs, not ours obviously), use magnifying glass to find testicles, use aforementioned tweezers to hold said testicles, get a colleague to crush said testicles between the 2 housebricks provided! This would stop them breeding!

Failing that, cut their hands off at the elbows!


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They would sell quickly

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I shall start making the kits then happy


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Grand!! Mind you, you need it your neck of the woods raftl

*wanders off to ebay to buy more Bondage Tape*


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cheeky.... aint as bad as the noctorum down here

but double my order anyway grin

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For a slightly more hands free method I recommend superglue and a steam iron.
Apply glue to iron, apply iron to scumbag's groin, plug iron in and watch the dance wink


If it's stupid and it works, it ain't stupid.
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