I have the cure for this! I think there is a market for "anti-scally kits. They would contain the following:
2 house bricks
1 magnifying glass
1 pair of tweezers
100 rolls of 10m Bondage Tape
Simply tie the hoodlums down using the bondage tape, remove shell suit bottoms (theirs, not ours obviously), use magnifying glass to find testicles, use aforementioned tweezers to hold said testicles, get a colleague to crush said testicles between the 2 housebricks provided! This would stop them breeding!
Failing that, cut their hands off at the elbows!
Sometimes Police Officers give more than just speeding tickets!
Itís hard to be fit as a fiddle when youíre shaped like a cello!