I'm gutted I missed him up here when he was making it - I had the ideal opportunity to remind him just how much he needs to investigate the gang that live under my bed
or is that IN
Your as wierd as my missus, she has a thing for Ross Kemp, thats just odd imo!
"can you describe the assailant?"
"er, 6ft3, moustache"
"my, thats a big moustache!"