I have a dogs kennel that my dog doesnt like! its in decent condition apart from a bit of felt off the roof is missing were the daft mutt chewed it! Getting rid because we want a little mini shed thingy-majig and like i said, the dog doesnt use it! I dont want anything for it so if anyone wants it I will probably even deliver, many thanks!
"can you describe the assailant?"
"er, 6ft3, moustache"
"my, thats a big moustache!"